One you've probably heard...
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A guy is driving around the back woods of West Virginia and he sees a sign in front of a broken down Jenny Lynn house: 'Talking Dog for Sale'. He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard...
NYBOY, what are chances you might reply to Larisa.. If you do please tell her that several of us Stewbies are concerned about her absence from the forum.. Thanks in advance, Hank....
Very sad story..
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Very moving .....
I love this story. Lay down whatever is bothering you, breathe in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story.
Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that...
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She Wrote To Tech Support About Her Husband, This Was Their Epic Reply.
We’ve all needed advice at some point or another about relationships. And for good reason. They’re often hard to keep fresh!
Well, the young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship...
And the hoochi-ka-pivi would not prognosticate with the duvisary then the fumbling pin flew out, busted the blow-george
and tore a hole in the gil-gadget!
Sam
That is an excellent example of how liars and thieves use the language to deceive and steal from you... Thanks to the lawyers and psychobabblers, it has become an artform...
Sam
This young Lady is the very definition of 'INTESTINAL FORTITUDE.'
Follow the link read her story which isn't over, yet...
http://www.bicycling.com/rides/records/is-amanda-coker-for-real
A tip of the hat and a low bow to Ms. Amanda Coker...
Comment to let me know what you think..
Love to all...
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2017-01-17, 1:43 am. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled
the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening...
An old one you may have seen..
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You need to be careful and only drink what YOU order...
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink
and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well...
Snotty Receptionist.
Last Friday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course, I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist's...
... I think you'll enjoy this. Whoever wrote it could have been my next door neighbor because it totally described my childhood to a " T "
Black and White TV
(Under age 45? You won't understand.)
You could hardly see for all the snow,
Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.
'Good Night...
The Woman Marine Pilot
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and...