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Thanks, but I don't really drink. Plus, carob and orange sounds a bit too much like Sabra (chocolate and orange,) which carries some emotional baggage.

I've gotten too much praise for this to not share it. First, the comic Then, my response (context: what we refer to as penguins now are in fact "false penguins". The original penguin was the Great Auk, which went extinct in 1844 [so, as a bonus, in Poe's lifetime]) "Though thou dress...

Alas, you go to seed.

If I recall, they were invented by a baker who was planning to make strawberry shortcake; then realized he was out of strawberries.

All of this reminds me of a food mystery from my past. There used to be a place near me called Magic Wok that had an appetizer called a roast pork roll. It was basically a soupy mix of diced roast pork and sauce wrapped in bean curd skin (this so far is a pretty standard dim sum item called a...

It will shed away in time.

When I learned the pun, they were being thrown out of a hotel for bragging about their greatest games (chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.)

“It is not enough to control what people say; you also need to control what people DON’T say. Half of freedom of speech is freedom of silence.”