OldGuy43
Garden Ornament
Whoops, another obscure reference from many years ago that needs explaining. In 1976 a newspaper columnist named Erma Bombeck wrote a best selling book entitled "The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank", a humorous look at life in suburbia. Apparently it's still available; http://www.amazon.com/Grass-Always-Greener-Over-Septic/dp/0449207595 . A good read if you are so inclined, by the way.
Well, now that we've gotten rid of the alligators we can get back to draining the swamp. (The original for that amusing little one liner is, "When you're up to your a_s in alligators it's hard to remember that your original intention was to drain the swamp." ) Anyhoo, nothing grows over our septic tank. We have lived here for 15 years+, and it's never been pumped. We always wondered where it was, and a few years ago we found out. It's in the middle of the front yard, and nothing will grow over it for long. Not even weeds. It's just a big bare spot no matter what I do. Extra dirt, fertilizer, grow anywhere grass seed, nothing works. We've been dropping not so subtle hints to the landlord, but so far, no success. Oh well. At least I don't have to mow it, and now we know where the septic tank is. :mow
Sidebar: I know there was a request that I post a list of old timer sayings, but my mind just doesn't work that way. Circumstances have to trigger the memory. I know this to be true because when I read the request I used it as an excuse to get out the lounge chair, sit in the shade with a glass of iced tea and rummage through my memories for old sayings. No matter how many cobwebs I shoved aside or how much dust I brushed away, not a one. Guess you'll just have to be patient.
Well, now that we've gotten rid of the alligators we can get back to draining the swamp. (The original for that amusing little one liner is, "When you're up to your a_s in alligators it's hard to remember that your original intention was to drain the swamp." ) Anyhoo, nothing grows over our septic tank. We have lived here for 15 years+, and it's never been pumped. We always wondered where it was, and a few years ago we found out. It's in the middle of the front yard, and nothing will grow over it for long. Not even weeds. It's just a big bare spot no matter what I do. Extra dirt, fertilizer, grow anywhere grass seed, nothing works. We've been dropping not so subtle hints to the landlord, but so far, no success. Oh well. At least I don't have to mow it, and now we know where the septic tank is. :mow
Sidebar: I know there was a request that I post a list of old timer sayings, but my mind just doesn't work that way. Circumstances have to trigger the memory. I know this to be true because when I read the request I used it as an excuse to get out the lounge chair, sit in the shade with a glass of iced tea and rummage through my memories for old sayings. No matter how many cobwebs I shoved aside or how much dust I brushed away, not a one. Guess you'll just have to be patient.