Family Reunion

majorcatfish

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Major, I guess if you can drive that far to see your dear wife's family, what's another 6 hours? You could pull a trick like Nyboy's Dad and just show up with your dog, expecting him to drop everything and groom her RIGHT NOW. :plbb

hum i could walk in as a inspector.. but that would be mean.
 

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There ya go Major. All you need is a fake mustache and a clipboard.
will pass on the fake mustache since i have a real one, have plenty of clipboards.
wonder what the average pay off to turn a blind eye is in new york ? guess that might make me do multiple inspections.. one as major the other gusto...
 

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will pass on the fake mustache since i have a real one, have plenty of clipboards.
wonderwhat the average pay off to turn a blind eye is in new york ? guess that might make me do multiple inspections.. one as major the other gusto...

Okay, I was thinking disguise, but since you already have a mustache, then a bucket hat and a trench coat should do the job. You can't go as yourself you know, where's the panic in that?
 

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Everyone here is so crocked. Land that zoned wetland unbuildable manically changes when a developer wants to build on it. money under the table is normal way of doing business here. Chief of police lives in 3 million dollar house with a $100,000 boat in driveway. Don't let me get started.
 
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