897tgigvib
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The older I get the more who knows what time I'll wake up.
Woke up this morning at 2:07 am. Hayley in Australia was eating dinner on the couch finishing watching tv getting ready to go to bed. So here I sat at the computer.
My cats have 2 litter boxes. Actually, one is an iron tray for Clevland to pee on. Why is another story. Short version is, he and I had quite the time finishing his training at being an in the house kitty. He had a pee pee in the box thing he never wanted to do, and that was why he was trained to be a gophergitter besides his love for attacking furtively moving things...so Clev and I came to the agreement that if he's gonna miss the box, miss it where the tray is with clay litter. This compromise works well and perfectly.
One added bonus of this is that every day I have a small scoop of smelly and wet clay kitty litter that smells like boy cat pee because that's what it is.
This is my NEW PATENTED GOPHER REPELLENT!
Wallp, here I sat at 2:15 am, multitasking, reading about arp texas and arp synthesizers, and the greay rosemary that appeared, listening to enigma, chatting with hayley, and SMELLING Clev's boy cat pee fermenting.
Being the self managing ole kid I am, lol, I scopped it up, walked out in the dark before my eyes had a chance to dilate, and walked by memory only to my garden. Oh yea, even remembered not to walk into my lawn tractor. Felt for the gate with the dustpan filled with aromatic repellent, carefully walked to the last known gopher tunnel, and spread it all around and right on it.
Note to all gophers reading this: Yes dear gophers, I will make any life you plan on having in or near my garden most aromatically obnoxious for you. And yes dear gophers, this is the fermented pee pee of the very same boy cat who will bite your head off if all other measures fail.
Woke up this morning at 2:07 am. Hayley in Australia was eating dinner on the couch finishing watching tv getting ready to go to bed. So here I sat at the computer.
My cats have 2 litter boxes. Actually, one is an iron tray for Clevland to pee on. Why is another story. Short version is, he and I had quite the time finishing his training at being an in the house kitty. He had a pee pee in the box thing he never wanted to do, and that was why he was trained to be a gophergitter besides his love for attacking furtively moving things...so Clev and I came to the agreement that if he's gonna miss the box, miss it where the tray is with clay litter. This compromise works well and perfectly.
One added bonus of this is that every day I have a small scoop of smelly and wet clay kitty litter that smells like boy cat pee because that's what it is.
This is my NEW PATENTED GOPHER REPELLENT!
Wallp, here I sat at 2:15 am, multitasking, reading about arp texas and arp synthesizers, and the greay rosemary that appeared, listening to enigma, chatting with hayley, and SMELLING Clev's boy cat pee fermenting.
Being the self managing ole kid I am, lol, I scopped it up, walked out in the dark before my eyes had a chance to dilate, and walked by memory only to my garden. Oh yea, even remembered not to walk into my lawn tractor. Felt for the gate with the dustpan filled with aromatic repellent, carefully walked to the last known gopher tunnel, and spread it all around and right on it.
Note to all gophers reading this: Yes dear gophers, I will make any life you plan on having in or near my garden most aromatically obnoxious for you. And yes dear gophers, this is the fermented pee pee of the very same boy cat who will bite your head off if all other measures fail.