Is this in our future?

[jackb]

Will Santa become obsolete in the coming years, or will he have his own fleet of drones?

jackb

 

[TheSeedObsesser]

I can see Amazon using drones to deliver orders. (Why the tiny package?) I can also see the events in the terminator movies happening later down the line. They can do some scary things with drones.

 

[jackb]

I can see Amazon using drones to deliver orders. (Why the tiny package?) I can also see the events in the terminator movies happening later down the line. They can do some scary things with drones.

As I read their PR the majority of their orders are small items.

jackb

 

[ninnymary]

Well...I don't know about drones but I do know that's a fine looking picture of Ava! She's very photogenic!

Mary

 

[so lucky]

At least the drone has that familiar Amazon smile, and not a skull and crossbones!

 

[897tgigvib]

Message for Ava:

Hi Ava! Your grampa is from a thousand years in the future. Really n truly! When grampa Jack was a teenager in the year 2968 he invented a time machine and came to the year 1968! Then he traded places with the real Jack who went to the year 2968 and pretended to be him.

Both the future grampa Jack and the one from these days look just alike, and their brains mixed while working with the time machine, and that's why grampa Jack is so smart. He has all the school and learning of two people in his brain!

Did you see grampa Jack's Olive trees? Grampa Jack's super smart but sometimes that gets him in a little bit of trouble! He bought one of the Olive trees, but it was all mixed up with one of those James Bond things. Oh. oops, a James Bond thing is one of those BORING movies ole folks watch. Maybe grampa Jack will let you see a couple minutes of a James Bond movie. They bla bla bla talk a lot in those though.

Anyway, when he bought that Olive tree, some people started secretly following the package! And then other bla bla bla boring people started watching grampa Jack. Turns out, could be that SOMEONE ELSE FROM THE FUTURE is watching grampa Jack!

We don't know what it is Ava, but there is SOMETHING real important about that Olive tree!!!

So, try to convince grampa Jack to use the time machine, which is scheduled to arrive sometime this year I think, to take that Olive tree in the time machine back 2,100 years in the past, and it has to be replanted where someone will instruct him.

Only you Ava, really n truly, only YOU can convince grampa Jack how important this is!

If grampa Jack doesn't take that Olive tree back to the past, 2,100 years into the past, and plant it where he is told to, oh!

See, Ava, that Olive tree, that VERY SAME OLIVE TREE, is really and truly THE VERY ONE AND ONLY, ORIGINAL, VERY FIRST CHRISTMAS TREE EVER!

It must be taken back in time, and it will be planted RIGHT NEXT TO A SPECIAL FIG TREE, at a very special building of old.

 

[jackb]

Marshall,

I already took care of that last week. It was a scary trip, as I ended up in the middle of Domitian's Dacian War. If it was not for the assistance of Cornelius Fuscus, Prefect of the Praetorian Guard, I would have been stuck there.

jackb

 

[Chickie'sMomaInNH]

Jack, i just thought that was how your next shipment of olive trees was getting to you!

i laugh that when i was a kid i learned to fly RC planes and had cameras we would strap to them. now they seem to use them all over the place and make it sound like it is a new technology. the price tag is 100 times what i could make it for! what exactly are they putting in those things today to make them cost so much?!?

 

[catjac1975]

I cannot believe any government would permit these drones. What a field day the terrorists will have.

 

[journey11]

I can see Amazon using drones to deliver orders. (Why the tiny package?) I can also see the events in the terminator movies happening later down the line. They can do some scary things with drones.

I'm sure they come equipped with shrink/grow rays too.

What a cute picture of Ava. It looks like it was taken for a catalog cover.