Need help for next April 1

[seedcorn]

Women who I use to work with, got a promotion (well deserved). She thought she was funny emailing pix of my truck with a competitor's product.

She got a phone call from IT department telling her to go through several things and then to shut down what she was working on so that they could debug her computer. Turned out to be a hoax. Somehow, I'm getting the blame for this ruse. I'm innocent I tell you, I'm being set up. I might have called IT........but IT did it.

Now I need suggestions for next year......

 

[baymule]

Who is the target?

 

[seedcorn]

Not sure yet. Depends upon which lady (or if they gang up on me as they imply) strikes first. IT is a lady as well.

 

[baymule]

If they use Styrofoam coffee cups, take a razor and cut the bottom off one. Drop Alka-Seltzer in another Styrofoam cup and wedge bottom of other cup over the Alka-Seltzer. It takes a moment or two for the coffee to activate the Alka-Seltzer and it turns into a foamy mess.

Post wanted posters with the target's picture on it, with a long list of "crimes" and a reward of $1.00

There is a computer forward out there that declares a virus and that it is eating their files, but it is a hoax.

Fake lottery winner scratch off.

How detailed do you want to get?

 

[seedcorn]

For more info. I'm 100-180 miles away. Fake computer hoax is too mean even for me.......