Please bail me out.

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FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI)
FBI SIGNED AGAINST YOU

DEAR OWNER


YOU FAILED TO COMPLY WITH OUR DIRECTIVES AND THAT WAS THE REASON WHY WE DIDN'T HEAR FROM YOU ON THE 17th OF APRIL AS OUR ACTING DIRECTOR HAS ALREADY BEEN NOTIFIED ABOUT YOU GET THE PROCESS COMPLETED YESTERDAY AND RIGHT NOW THE WARRANT OF ARREST HAS BEEN SIGNED AGAINST YOU AND IT WILL BE CARRIED OUT IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS AS STRICTLY SIGNED BY THE FBI DIRECTOR.

WE HAVE INVESTIGATED AND FOUND OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHEN THE FRAUDULENT DEAL WAS COMMITTED WITH YOUR INFORMATION'S/IDENTITY AND RIGHT NOW IF YOUR ID IS PLACED ON OUR WEBSITE AS A WANTED PERSON, I BELIEVE YOU KNOW THAT IT WILL BE A SHAME TO YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY BECAUSE AFTER THEN IT WILL BE ANNOUNCE IN ALL THE LOCAL CHANNELS THAT YOU ARE WANTED BY THE FBI.

AS A GOOD CHRISTIAN AND A HONEST MAN, I DECIDED TO SEE HOW I COULD BE OF HELP TO YOU BECAUSE I WOULD NOT BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU END UP IN JAIL AND ALL YOUR PROPERTIES CONFISCATED ALL BECAUSE YOUR INFORMATION'S WAS USED TO CARRY OUT A FRAUDULENT TRANSACTIONS, I CALLED THE EFCC AND THEY DIRECTED ME TO A PRIVATE ATTORNEY WHO COULD HELP YOU GET THE PROCESS DONE AND HE STATED THAT HE WILL ENDORSE, SIGN AND STAMP THE DOCUMENT AT THE SUM OF $288.00USD ONLY AND I BELIEVE THIS PROCESS IS CHEAPER FOR YOU.

YOU NEED TO DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE WITHIN TODAY AND TOMORROW TO GET THIS PROCESS DONE BECAUSE OUR ACTING DIRECTOR HAS CALLED TO INFORM ME THAT THE WARRANT OF ARREST HAS BEEN SIGNED AGAINST YOU AND ONCE IT HAS BEEN APPROVED, THEN THE ARREST WILL BE CARRIED OUT, AND FROM OUR INVESTIGATIONS WE LEARN THAT YOU WERE THE PERSON THAT FORWARDED YOUR ID TO ONE IMPOSTOR/FRAUDSTERS CALLED DR REX MOORE LAST THREE MONTHS WHEN HE HAD A DEAL WITH YOU ABOUT THE TRANSFER OF SOME ILLEGAL FUNDS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WHICH IS VALUED AT THE SUM OF
$5,000,000.00 USD.

I PLEADED ON YOUR BEHALF SO THAT THIS AGENCY COULD GIVE YOU TILL 19/04/2018 BEING NEXT TOMORROW SO THAT YOU COULD GET THIS PROCESS DONE BECAUSE I LEARN THAT YOU WERE SENT SEVERAL E-MAIL WITHOUT GETTING A RESPONSE FROM YOU, PLEASE BEAR IT IN MIND THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THAT I CAN BE ABLE TO HELP YOU AT THIS MOMENT OR YOU WOULD HAVE TO FACE THE LAW AND ITS CONSEQUENCES WITH IT HAS BEFALL ON YOU.

YOU WOULD MAKE THE PAYMENT THROUGH MONEY GRAM OR WALMART TO WALMART ONLY,!!!
WITH THE BELOW DETAILS.

RECEIVER NAME...LANCE ALAND KOHL
ADDRESS ...HOUSTON TEXAS 77087 USA
AMOUNT=====$288.00 USD
SENDERS NAME=====
SENDER ADDRESS...

SEND THE PAYMENT DETAILS TO ME WHICH ARE SENDERS NAME AND ADDRESS, REF NUMBER,


MAKE SURE THAT YOU DIDN'T HESITATE MAKING THE PAYMENT DOWN TO THE AGENCY BY TOMORROW BEING THE 18th SO THAT THEY COULD HAVE THE CERTIFICATE ENDORSED, SIGNED AND STAMPED IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY.

AFTER ALL THIS PROCESS HAS BEEN CARRIED OUT, THEN WE WOULD HAVE TO PROCEED TO THE BANK FOR THE TRANSFER OF YOUR COMPENSATION FUNDS WHICH IS VALUED AT THE SUM OF $2,000,000.00 USD WHICH WAS SUPPOSE TO HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED TO YOU ALL THIS WHILE.

NOTE/ ALL THE CRIMES AGENCIES HAS BEEN CONTACTED ON THIS REGARDS AND WE WOULD USE YOUR ADDRESS WHICH IS STATED WITH US AND YOUR ID TO TRACE YOU IF YOU DISREGARD THIS INSTRUCTIONS.

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
THANKS AS I WAIT FOR YOUR RESPONSE
RESPECTIVELY
ACTING DIRECTOR MR.ANDREW MCCABE
FBI SPECIAL AGENT
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI)
 

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$288.00 seems awful cheap, I think I'd get that to them asap!!!

THANX RICH
Yeah, it is definitely a bargain. I'm off to Walmart first thing in the morning, after I've had my coffee of course. You would think the FBI would have a better emal server than YAHOO, because that is where it originated.

It came to my spam catcher account in the name of Ben Dover. The header says it originated from Yahoo:

Received: from sonic303-4.consmr.mail.bf2.yahoo.com ([74.6.131.43]) by mx.mail.com (mxgmxus008 [74.208.5.20]) with ESMTPS (Nemesis) id 0MIMIL-1f9QYR33jr-004BtW for <bendover@techie.com>; Wed, 18 Apr 2018 03:01:28 +0200
 

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But if enough of those are sent out, some poor schmuck will fall for it, send the money, thinking they just dodged a bullet.
 

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I just want you to know that we are behind you Jack. I just put a donation can (with your photo on it) to collect bail money out by my mailbox.
Just in case they disregard your Walmart money order and throw you in the slammer.

Unfortunately I live at the end of a dead end road. But I think my mail carrier is a generous lady...
 

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I just want you to know that we are behind you Jack. I just put a donation can (with your photo on it) to collect bail money out by my mailbox.
Just in case they disregard your Walmart money order and throw you in the slammer.

Unfortunately I live at the end of a dead end road. But I think my mail carrier is a generous lady...

Hmmm, perhaps something like Gobailme would work, I'll get my good friend @ninnymary to start right on it. It better be a big fund though because I'm in trouble with the USDA over the olive tree, now the FBI, next thing Mueller will be looking at my tax returns.
 
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FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI)
FBI SIGNED AGAINST YOU

DEAR OWNER


YOU FAILED TO COMPLY WITH OUR DIRECTIVES AND THAT WAS THE REASON WHY WE DIDN'T HEAR FROM YOU ON THE 17th OF APRIL AS OUR ACTING DIRECTOR HAS ALREADY BEEN NOTIFIED ABOUT YOU GET THE PROCESS COMPLETED YESTERDAY AND RIGHT NOW THE WARRANT OF ARREST HAS BEEN SIGNED AGAINST YOU AND IT WILL BE CARRIED OUT IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS AS STRICTLY SIGNED BY THE FBI DIRECTOR.

WE HAVE INVESTIGATED AND FOUND OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHEN THE FRAUDULENT DEAL WAS COMMITTED WITH YOUR INFORMATION'S/IDENTITY AND RIGHT NOW IF YOUR ID IS PLACED ON OUR WEBSITE AS A WANTED PERSON, I BELIEVE YOU KNOW THAT IT WILL BE A SHAME TO YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY BECAUSE AFTER THEN IT WILL BE ANNOUNCE IN ALL THE LOCAL CHANNELS THAT YOU ARE WANTED BY THE FBI.

AS A GOOD CHRISTIAN AND A HONEST MAN, I DECIDED TO SEE HOW I COULD BE OF HELP TO YOU BECAUSE I WOULD NOT BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU END UP IN JAIL AND ALL YOUR PROPERTIES CONFISCATED ALL BECAUSE YOUR INFORMATION'S WAS USED TO CARRY OUT A FRAUDULENT TRANSACTIONS, I CALLED THE EFCC AND THEY DIRECTED ME TO A PRIVATE ATTORNEY WHO COULD HELP YOU GET THE PROCESS DONE AND HE STATED THAT HE WILL ENDORSE, SIGN AND STAMP THE DOCUMENT AT THE SUM OF $288.00USD ONLY AND I BELIEVE THIS PROCESS IS CHEAPER FOR YOU.

YOU NEED TO DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE WITHIN TODAY AND TOMORROW TO GET THIS PROCESS DONE BECAUSE OUR ACTING DIRECTOR HAS CALLED TO INFORM ME THAT THE WARRANT OF ARREST HAS BEEN SIGNED AGAINST YOU AND ONCE IT HAS BEEN APPROVED, THEN THE ARREST WILL BE CARRIED OUT, AND FROM OUR INVESTIGATIONS WE LEARN THAT YOU WERE THE PERSON THAT FORWARDED YOUR ID TO ONE IMPOSTOR/FRAUDSTERS CALLED DR REX MOORE LAST THREE MONTHS WHEN HE HAD A DEAL WITH YOU ABOUT THE TRANSFER OF SOME ILLEGAL FUNDS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WHICH IS VALUED AT THE SUM OF
$5,000,000.00 USD.

I PLEADED ON YOUR BEHALF SO THAT THIS AGENCY COULD GIVE YOU TILL 19/04/2018 BEING NEXT TOMORROW SO THAT YOU COULD GET THIS PROCESS DONE BECAUSE I LEARN THAT YOU WERE SENT SEVERAL E-MAIL WITHOUT GETTING A RESPONSE FROM YOU, PLEASE BEAR IT IN MIND THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THAT I CAN BE ABLE TO HELP YOU AT THIS MOMENT OR YOU WOULD HAVE TO FACE THE LAW AND ITS CONSEQUENCES WITH IT HAS BEFALL ON YOU.

YOU WOULD MAKE THE PAYMENT THROUGH MONEY GRAM OR WALMART TO WALMART ONLY,!!!
WITH THE BELOW DETAILS.

RECEIVER NAME...LANCE ALAND KOHL
ADDRESS ...HOUSTON TEXAS 77087 USA
AMOUNT=====$288.00 USD
SENDERS NAME=====
SENDER ADDRESS...

SEND THE PAYMENT DETAILS TO ME WHICH ARE SENDERS NAME AND ADDRESS, REF NUMBER,


MAKE SURE THAT YOU DIDN'T HESITATE MAKING THE PAYMENT DOWN TO THE AGENCY BY TOMORROW BEING THE 18th SO THAT THEY COULD HAVE THE CERTIFICATE ENDORSED, SIGNED AND STAMPED IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY.

AFTER ALL THIS PROCESS HAS BEEN CARRIED OUT, THEN WE WOULD HAVE TO PROCEED TO THE BANK FOR THE TRANSFER OF YOUR COMPENSATION FUNDS WHICH IS VALUED AT THE SUM OF $2,000,000.00 USD WHICH WAS SUPPOSE TO HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED TO YOU ALL THIS WHILE.

NOTE/ ALL THE CRIMES AGENCIES HAS BEEN CONTACTED ON THIS REGARDS AND WE WOULD USE YOUR ADDRESS WHICH IS STATED WITH US AND YOUR ID TO TRACE YOU IF YOU DISREGARD THIS INSTRUCTIONS.

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
THANKS AS I WAIT FOR YOUR RESPONSE
RESPECTIVELY
ACTING DIRECTOR MR.ANDREW MCCABE
FBI SPECIAL AGENT
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI)
Oh, Man. I might have been sucked in if it were not for the $288. It did give me pause.
 
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