Rain?

[897tgigvib]

I'd been falling asleep outside on the ole lazy boy chair lately. When it's a bazillion degrees I plop a sopping wet towel on myself. Soon enough those dreams happen...yes, Neanderthals dream...

Anyhow, last night I was dreaming that it was raining on me, and SUDDENLY I woke up, and SURE ENOUGH, it was raining a soft warm rain! That'll wake ya up in a hurry! So I grabbed my box of cigs and lighter and did a quick removal to inside.

It only rained for one minute or so, then it stopped. I'm not sure if even the weather service would admit it rained here, and it probably was not even enough to call a "tr" (trace).

 

[digitS']

I find the human fascination with water is amazing. We're constantly going to beaches, pools, lakes, rivers, we're swimming, we're snorkeling, we're-we're scuba diving, we bathe in it, our bodies are mostly made of water, everyone is caring around these bottles of water. We can't get enough water, unless it rains then we're like, "Oh, look I'm soaked. I am literally drenched."

For some reason we have a huge problem with small flying water. It'll just stop us right in our tracks. "Uh, I felt a drop, We're gonna get caught in it!

Everyone cover your water bottles, run!!" - Jerry Seinfeld

 

[897tgigvib]

Waaalp, ok then...

:watering

Next time it rains on me while I'm sleeping on my outside lay z boy chair past midnight,

I'll just sleep in the rain

Nothing wrong with sleeping in the rain all night. That's something that, now that ya mention it, I've never tried.

Everyone shouldoughta at least once try sleeping in the rain.

That way Jerry Seinfeld won't have any remarks to say about me.

 

[canesisters]

LOL!!!

Digits - that explains why I always feel the need to take a shower when I come in from working outside in the rain and am soaked to the skin. It always seems silly - I mean, why not just towel off and change to dry clothes? But NOOOOooooo - if I get soaking wet from rain, it's right in the shower for me!


Marshall, let me know how that sleeping in the rain goes... Seems like you'd need to sleep on your stomach, the dripping/tapping on your face would surely make sleep difficult. And sleeping on your stomach in a recliner would surely require some stretching and warm-up exercises..

 

[so lucky]

The way I snore, I would drown in no time.

 

[majorcatfish]

oh thats the wet stuff that keeps falling and causing rot,mildew,wilt and of course yards to look like hay fields.
never heard of it......