Sex Ed

[Nyboy]

I am breeding one of dogs. When dogs breed they get locked together it is called a tie. I had a client and her young daughter come in this morning, little girl looked out the widow and said mommy 2 dogs are stuck to each other! I thought don't tell me my kennel boy put them in dog run in front of the windows. Girl asked me what they where doing, I said playing tug a war, Going to be one of those days I can feel it.

 

[Smart Red]

Quick thinking, Nyboy.

 

[journey11]

Put on the spot, for sure. Best answer on your part. Leave it to the mom to explain on the car ride home, lol.

I remember the first time I saw that as a kid (a traumatic experience for all kids I'm sure). I ran out and dumped a bucket of cold water on the neighbors' dogs. There were puppies later, but I didn't put two and two together and it was never explained to me. My mom left us to figure that stuff out on our own. Too bashful, I guess.

 

[Nyboy]

Did you get a puppy from it ?

 

[journey11]

Did you get a puppy from it ?

No, but they were cute. Miniature poodle-mutt cross. The poodle's owner was not pleased, lol.

 

[Nyboy]

poodle mix is now hot designer dog goes for big bucks

 

[journey11]

Yeah, they have a _____-a-poo for everything these days. A friend of mine has a yorkie-poo, which is a bit of overkill imo, lol. My mom had a peke-a-poo many years ago. These would have been a mutt-a-poo, lol.

 

[so lucky]

My 4 year old grand daughter was visiting and saw one of the chickens pretending to be a rooster, on the back of another chicken. I had to tell her those silly chickens were playing leapfrog. She of course had to tell Mom and Dad about the "silly chickens!"

 

[Nyboy]

Leapfrog

 

[so lucky]

Of course the parents didn't get it, and, being city folk, they wouldn't know that sometimes pullets will mount each other. And, as usually happens, parents don't pay much attention to what little kids are saying.