Garden humor thread..

[flowerbug]

tail gator, good eatin! j/k... hard for me to resist puns...

 

[Dirtmechanic]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Ridgerunner]

I'm really tired of people who complain about the price of everything.
$2 for a cup of coffee.
$3 for a coat check.
$4 an hour for parking.
I'm just going to stop inviting them to my house.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Zeedman]

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Those teleportation sites are hard to find, but I've come across a few in bars & hospitals. Found one in front of a car bumper once, but wouldn't recommend intentionally seeking such an experience... that was how I found the first hospital teleportation site.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[seedcorn]

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Every husband KNOWS where that list will land......