Decoy1
Deeply Rooted
If you love Tolkien so much, why are you saying "dwarfs" instead of "dwarves" (remember Tolkien CREATED that plural for the Hobbit) ?The accepted terms in the UK of course are ‘dwarf’ for bush beans and ‘climbing’ for pole beans. I try to use the US terms when on a US forum but sometimes forget! I’m glad you enjoyed it rather than being plain mystified.
I wonder then, are super short types "petty dwarves"? (Silmarillion joke).
I think it's @flowerbug your comment was intended for. I'm afraid I'm not particularly a Tolkien fan, just a grower of dwarf beans!