flowerbug
Garden Master
cut them off at table height and put a top on them for tea times or potting stands (or most likley place to put things down that i'll rarely sit on or use otherwise). eventually they'll rot. i'm mostly ok with also just cutting them as close to the ground as possible and then putting some dirt over them and then putting a shallow rooted ground cover on it. fungi will eventually will take care of it and give you perhaps some unusual mushroom families coming up in fairy rings or lines following the decaying roots.
