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Beekissed
Garden Master
Et tu, NY? Discouraging being a plant killer on a gardening forum, isn't it? We need a support group.
"Hi, I'm Bee and I killed my whole tomato crop this season with a fungal infection and my potatoes were all lovely green and lush tops but had no tubers to speak of.
I was raised by incredible gardeners but I have been unable to repeat their success with any degree of consistency....I'm a disappointment to my family.
But, I'm on the road to recovery....it's been three hours since I last killed a plant!" (Smiles shyly and with evident pride.) <insert a pause... and then a light, insincere and dismayed smatter of applause as people look at one another with a deer in the headlights gaze>
"Hi, I'm Bee and I killed my whole tomato crop this season with a fungal infection and my potatoes were all lovely green and lush tops but had no tubers to speak of.
I was raised by incredible gardeners but I have been unable to repeat their success with any degree of consistency....I'm a disappointment to my family.
But, I'm on the road to recovery....it's been three hours since I last killed a plant!" (Smiles shyly and with evident pride.) <insert a pause... and then a light, insincere and dismayed smatter of applause as people look at one another with a deer in the headlights gaze>