Beekissed
Garden Master
There actually is a lipstick made just for these type situations. It is called Poultry Pucker and comes in several colors. Eggbound Yellow, Peek A Boo Pink, Rooster Red, Beaky Blue, and Poo Purple.
For only $19.99 plus shipping and handling of $9.99 you can order all the colors!
Send check or money order to:
Poultry Pucker
1234 Wyandotte Drive
Chickenfoot, West Virginia, 00001