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bobm

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If you really want to get a rise out of them, get one of these for when they come to visit:

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:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Well Red... 'tis so ! ... and meet Bambi ... :welcome
 

canesisters

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... does the tail stay up or do you have to lift it to get to the door bell?????????
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Stays up.

True story... We used to have a small country bar & I put one in the men's room & everybody would get a good laugh when the bell rang. In the women's room the button was connected to a 'fart' machine (15 different sounds) and when it went off, people would laugh so hard the where literally on the floor.

Business went way up because of the 2 butts (both food & drink). People would bring in friends to show them & it just snowballed as we started adding new gag items.
 
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