Chuck Norris/Ridgerunner Jokes

[Nyboy]

these are so funny! I hope @Ridgerunner has a good sense of humor!

Don't worry bay started it.

 

[thistlebloom]

@Ridgerunner has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

 

[baymule]

Don't worry bay started it.

Well, I've been in trouble before......... My streak of crazy has been greatly tempered by growing older and allowing common sense to have a greater say in my daily living. RIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!

 

[baymule]

@Ridgerunner will never have a heart attack.......not even a heart is foolish enough to attack @Ridgerunner .

 

[Jared77]

Ladies and Gentleman......my fellow TEG members!!! The video below is actual live footage of @Ridgerunner flying out to visit his inlaws!

Rumor has it this footage was taken by a US Air Force special spy plane that was traveling in near by air space.

Seriously this is epic footage that was smuggled out of the Pentagon. Don't miss a chance to see it!!

 

[Smart Red]

The Great Wall of China was built in an effort to keep @Ridgerunner out. It failed miserably.

 

[baymule]

ROTFLMAO!!!!! @Jared77 that is the best one yet!!! As the camera panned out, I busted out laughing!

 

[baymule]

When the Boogey Man goes to bed at night, he checks the closet for @Ridgerunner

 

[Ridgerunner]

The Great Wall of China was built in an effort to keep @Ridgerunner out. It failed miserably.

I was invited into the Forbidden City.

 

[Ridgerunner]

@Ridgerunner once made a happy meal cry.

There are some good ones here but I like this the best so far.