baymule
Garden Master
I have a son and a daughter. The son is like yourself, he would be fine if SHTF. The daughter is like my mother, just go buy it, and above all else, don't get dirty. Her husband fancies himself a hunter, but to my knowledge, his efforts at bow hunting have yielded nothing but some time out in the woods for him. They at least will eat meat that I raise and don't recoil because they think it was "cute."