bobm
Garden Master
During their annual winter migration to Cal. the Cedar Waxwings gorge themselves on pyrocantha berries , get drunk and crash into everything and anything that they fly into in their drunken stuper. Since Cal. has too many restrictive laws on the books as it is... Captain Moonbeam ( current governor) should get a law passed for the Waxwings to limit their consumption of pyrocantha berries to a dozen or face a fine and jail time so that they can be identified as not only true drunks and hensforth true jailbirds too .