baymule
Garden Master
#%$%$^$%@$#$%&&#@@$^ stupid chickens!! Cannibals! I run to the coop when I hear the egg song, only to find..............NOTHING!! GRRRR....... or I find the remnant of an egg shell...... They have been eating about half and I've been getting about half. Day before yesterday did it. I have some smarty pants young pullets and it is the same old story.......a egg cracked as it was laid and they ate it. They found out it was yummy and it was on. These red pullets would climb all over the laying hen just waiting for the egg to pop out. So I grabbed the 4 red pullets and put them in chicken jail. $%#$$%%$ chickens!!
The next day I realized one of the red pullets was Green Legs, a well behaved young lady who didn't belong in the pokey with such hardened criminals. I granted her reprieve and put her in the coop. She promptly laid a small pullet egg and joined the other girls out in the run. The egg count went up without those ravenous feathered sharks snapping them like alligators.
The 3 bad girls even laid 2 pullet eggs and they didn't eat them probably because they only like the LARGE eggs. Yesterday I ordered mats to go in the bottom of the new roll out nest boxes I will now build. I will use Opa's plans for the new nest boxes.
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/287684/new-rollout-nest-design-picture-heavy-edited-1-21
This evening I let the chickens out of the coop and run for the first time in a couple of months. I totally resodded the back yard with San Augustine grass and have been keeping the girls up so it could take root and grow. DH has had it mowed several times and it is beautiful. The girls were in heaven! They nibbled grass, ran, clucked, and roamed the yard. Not the criminal gang of Jeffery Dahmer cannibals! The prisoners threw themselves against the wire that separated them from their victims. They wanted out so bad!! MUHAHAHA!!!! Who's bad now? Huh? The miscreants screeched BA-GAWK! BA-GAWK! They worked themselves into a frenzy until they panted with exhaustion, only to see their former friends running amok in the lush green grass. But. Not. Them.
Stay tuned for part two.
The next day I realized one of the red pullets was Green Legs, a well behaved young lady who didn't belong in the pokey with such hardened criminals. I granted her reprieve and put her in the coop. She promptly laid a small pullet egg and joined the other girls out in the run. The egg count went up without those ravenous feathered sharks snapping them like alligators.
The 3 bad girls even laid 2 pullet eggs and they didn't eat them probably because they only like the LARGE eggs. Yesterday I ordered mats to go in the bottom of the new roll out nest boxes I will now build. I will use Opa's plans for the new nest boxes.
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/287684/new-rollout-nest-design-picture-heavy-edited-1-21
This evening I let the chickens out of the coop and run for the first time in a couple of months. I totally resodded the back yard with San Augustine grass and have been keeping the girls up so it could take root and grow. DH has had it mowed several times and it is beautiful. The girls were in heaven! They nibbled grass, ran, clucked, and roamed the yard. Not the criminal gang of Jeffery Dahmer cannibals! The prisoners threw themselves against the wire that separated them from their victims. They wanted out so bad!! MUHAHAHA!!!! Who's bad now? Huh? The miscreants screeched BA-GAWK! BA-GAWK! They worked themselves into a frenzy until they panted with exhaustion, only to see their former friends running amok in the lush green grass. But. Not. Them.
Stay tuned for part two.