Haha, Richard, thanks. I don't think it turns them upside down all the time. But I did have it at a slight angle. I know that phone is a lot smarter than I am. I just need to find someone smarter than the phone to help me.
Don't fret about the meaning of the difficulties yer havin with it. If a reasonably intelligent person has trouble figgerin it out - it's the manufacturer's fault!