Ridgerunner
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Father and young daughter working on a woodworking project.
Daughter: Dad are going to retire someday?
Father: I hope do.
Daughter: Then how will you pay for all my stuff?
Father: By then, you will be paying for all your stuff.
Daughter: Wow! That means my allowance will be huge!
Father: Put down the drill while I tell you the next part.
From a Dilbert comic
Dilbert: All our options lead to doom. The only thing we can control is who we blame.
Boss: That sounds about right, except for the "we" part.
Grandfather talking to adult daughter
Grandfather: When your mother and I were newly weds, she used to always ask me what I was thinking. Sometimes she'd even wake me in the middle of the night to ask me what I was thinking.
Daughter: She doesn't do that anymore?
Grandfather: Nope. She finally realized that generally speaking I'm not thinking anything.
I do enjoy the comics page.
Daughter: Dad are going to retire someday?
Father: I hope do.
Daughter: Then how will you pay for all my stuff?
Father: By then, you will be paying for all your stuff.
Daughter: Wow! That means my allowance will be huge!
Father: Put down the drill while I tell you the next part.
From a Dilbert comic
Dilbert: All our options lead to doom. The only thing we can control is who we blame.
Boss: That sounds about right, except for the "we" part.
Grandfather talking to adult daughter
Grandfather: When your mother and I were newly weds, she used to always ask me what I was thinking. Sometimes she'd even wake me in the middle of the night to ask me what I was thinking.
Daughter: She doesn't do that anymore?
Grandfather: Nope. She finally realized that generally speaking I'm not thinking anything.
I do enjoy the comics page.