Garden humor thread..

[Larisa]

 

[Nyboy]

OMG it is the woman across the street from me

 

[digitS']

 

[ninnymary]

 

[Carol Dee]

The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it.”

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off.

Old age is coming at a really bad time!

Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!

I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights’

Teach your daughter how to shoot because a restraining order is just a piece of paper!

The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than "please." I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes.”

I'm going to retire and live off of my savings; not sure what I'll do that second week.

Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound!

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I was there.

Have I sent this to you already, or, did you send this to me?

 

[Smart Red]

Once again that strong tinge of reality makes the whole post funny. I loved it.

 

[Nyboy]

Duct tape can't fix stupid

 

[ninnymary]

 

[thistlebloom]

Haa! That's a joke I might be able to remember.

 

[thistlebloom]