Garden humor thread..

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A new supermarket opened near my house.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and smell the scent of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cown mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.

When you near the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh butter corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

On one hand, I find this funny. On the other, I just think, Stew Leonard"s (NYboy will know what I mean)


Shouldn't that be the speed of light squared ?
 
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