Garden humor thread..

[Carol Dee]

 

[thistlebloom]

Ahhaahahaha! Too funny Carol Dee!

 

[Ridgerunner]

I agree it's funny but I'll join in some in the spirit of the battle of the sexes.

In that case instructions would obviously be useless. For them to be of any value, they'd have to talk about something that is consistent. So I agree there is no point in women coming with instructions.

 

[thistlebloom]

One point for Ridge!

It's not that we're inconsistent Ridge....it's that intriguing mysteriousness that makes us so irresistible.

 

[Carol Dee]

DH always says *When all else fail read the instructions* but Ridge would say * Good Luck! *

 

[majorcatfish]

this Yankee obviously did not read the manual....
he gave up and decided to do harry carrie

 

[canesisters]

 

[PennyJo]

just call me squeaky after that one

 

[seedcorn]

Too bad he didn't think of that when he was 18 so his genes would would be out of the human pool.

 

[Chickie'sMomaInNH]

Major, please tell me this isn't your Yankee neighbor?

i could edumacate him on how to get a chainsaw started the right way-& doesn't involve getting the chain anywhere near the vital bits!