Garden humor thread..

thistlebloom

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Reminds me of a joke

A kindergarten teacher is trying to teach her students about animals. They have gotten "dog" "cat" and "cow" all right, but they are stumped when she shows them a picture of an antlered deer. The teacher says "I'll give you a hint, it's what you mommy may call your daddy"

One of the students them pipes up "Oh I know now, it's a horny bastard!"
 

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@Pulsegleaner
it's no joke :D
One day I asked the small urban children: "Who knows who is a goat?"
One little girl said: "I know. Goat - it is our mother. And our dad - male sheep!."
Here is a complete characterization of the family ...
 
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