I love that third one, the kids at the swimming pool.
A teacher was teaching young kids to read phonetically. When it was one boys turn, he read off his assignment "A Fricking Elephant". And he was exactly right. His assignment was African elephant.
A kindergarten teacher is trying to teach her students about animals. They have gotten "dog" "cat" and "cow" all right, but they are stumped when she shows them a picture of an antlered deer. The teacher says "I'll give you a hint, it's what you mommy may call your daddy"
One of the students them pipes up "Oh I know now, it's a horny bastard!"
@Pulsegleaner
it's no joke
One day I asked the small urban children: "Who knows who is a goat?"
One little girl said: "I know. Goat - it is our mother. And our dad - male sheep!."
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