baymule
Garden Master
THE ULTIMATE ETHNIC JOKE
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a
Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several
Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an
Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian,
a Japanese, a Moroccan,
a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a
Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a
Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a
Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn,
a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a
Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian,
a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a
Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian,
a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook
Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban,
an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin
Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a
Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani,> a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, aUkrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a
Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans,
... all walk into a fine upscale restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group.
"You can't come in here without a Thai."
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a
Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several
Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an
Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian,
a Japanese, a Moroccan,
a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a
Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a
Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a
Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn,
a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a
Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian,
a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a
Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian,
a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook
Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban,
an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin
Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a
Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani,> a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, aUkrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a
Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans,
... all walk into a fine upscale restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group.
"You can't come in here without a Thai."
they freak out. 
