Smart Red
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Two good ones here. Nothing funnier than the truth, it seems.
Garden humor thread..
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flowerbug
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These two seem to go together. Right guys?
wow, that's ok, fine, whatever, go ahead it means nothing...
j/k, you're right...
seedcorn
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1) definition is wrong. Fine-when she finally understands she was wrong (which made the man right) and she doesn’t want to be reminded of it. So SHUT UP!
Second one, that’s fiction. Woman has never admitted that husband is right-unless in dating years when we were perfect.......once we say I DO, last intelligent thing we said.....
Second one, that’s fiction. Woman has never admitted that husband is right-unless in dating years when we were perfect.......once we say I DO, last intelligent thing we said.....
valley ranch
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Just saw this ad in our local free ad publication, under "Other Animals"...copy and pasted it here. What....?
hormones, free range w/corn added, $200 cash; ### 985-4112
But~ what does it mean```
thistlebloom
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Seed, you are so cynical!
Not every husband/wife relationship is combative.( I do admit to using those terms sometimes though. )
thistlebloom
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Just saw this ad in our local free ad publication, under "Other Animals"...copy and pasted it here. What....?
hormones, free range w/corn added, $200 cash; ### 985-4112
It means someone is selling corn fed free range hormones of course!
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I really need another horse. I wonder if this would work for me.
TerryLP
Chillin' In The Garden
George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going
up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the
garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George
opened the back door to go turnoff the light, but saw that there were
people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and
stealing from me."
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy, you should lock
your doors and an officer will be along when one is available" George
said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30 Then he phoned
the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them
now because I just shot and killed them both; the dogs are eating them
right now," and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two
Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd
shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
flowerbug
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ways back Mom called because of troublemakers here trying to break in. since they'd left the police were in no hurry to get here. then the trouble makers came back... tried again. then left. i still don't know if they ever caught them. police arrived later... one reason why i live here now. i'm a peaceable person, but don't mess with Mom.
