Garden humor thread..

[thistlebloom]

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Now you're getting personal...

 

[Ridgerunner]

Grandma - How is school going Nelson?
Nelson - I don't like school. My teacher is mean.
Grandma - That's too bad. But you should be like this flower and bloom were you are planted. No matter where I put this flower it blooms. It doesn't whine and say "Oh, I don't get enough sun" or "Poor me, I don't get enough shade." It just keeps on doing its best, no matter what.
Nelson - This flower is plastic.
Grandma - Yes, there are many lessons to be learned from Mother Nature.

 

[Nyboy]

Common sense is like deodorant. Those who need it don't use it.

 

[Carol Dee]

Ever feel like a family of frags is watching you?

 

[majorcatfish]

 

[majorcatfish]

for you @thistlebloom

 

[thistlebloom]

for you @thistlebloom
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That's correct! Spread the word, don't move to Idaho. It's awful, backward and so boring...
North Carolina is the place you want to be!

 

[thistlebloom]

And another thing- why does that post look so weird?

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[majorcatfish]