Garden humor thread..

[Carol Dee]

 

[ninnymary]

 

[canesisters]

 

[Ridgerunner]

Instructions for cooking a TV dinner:
1. Remove film from dessert
2. Cut slit in film over chicken and potatoes
3. Microwave on high for 4 minutes\
4. Turn back film
5. Rearrange chicken and stir potatoes
6. Replace film
7. Heat on high for 2 minutes
8. Let cool for 1 minute
9. Order pizza

 

[Ridgerunner]

He - Come on you stupid plant, I can't stand here all day! Grow! GROW!
She - What kind if plant are you trying to grow?
He - Impatiens

 

[ninnymary]

This is me! haha

 

[Pulsegleaner]

A little writing I did (to the tune of Fun, Fun, Fun by the Beach Boys)

Well last Sunday I called up a girl on whom I was a little sweet now,

(Sweet now a little bit sweet)

And though that for a dinner date it might be fun to go out and meet now

(Meet now go out and meet)

She said “Let’s go to Wong Chai’s, they’ve a special on all that you can eat now

(Eat now, all that you can eat)

And we’ll eat chow fun fun fun til the waiter takes the teapots away

(Takes the tea pot away)


Well, she started out with dumplings and rather giant pile of spring rolls

(Spring rolls pile of spring)

But it seems that she had much larger sites set for her gustatorial food goals

(Food goals much bigger goals)

Next thing I know more food is coming out to shove in our pie holes

And we ate chow fun fun fun till the waiter took the teapot away

(Takes the tea pot away)


Char siu char siu oooo

Red barbecued pork yeah red barbecued pork

Not good not good with chopsticks

Can I get a fork yeah can I get a fork


Well, by now I’ve eaten so much my stomach sides ache now

(Ache now stomach sides ache)

But she keep piling it in; not sure how much more of this I can take now

(Take now, how much more can I take)

She downed so much West Lake soup it would actually fill up the West Lake now

(Lake now fill the West Lake)

And she keep eating chow fun fun fun ‘til the waiter takes the teapot away


Well she finally did finish by this point I was feeling quite numb then

(Numb then feeling quite numb)

And a lot of me regretted that we ever had come then

(Come them ever had come)

The she said “Let come back next week they say they will have bottomless dim sum then!”

“And well eat more chow fun fun fun till the waiter takes the teapot away”

 

[thistlebloom]

A little writing I did (to the tune of Fun, Fun, Fun by the Beach Boys)

Well last Sunday I called up a girl on whom I was a little sweet now,

(Sweet now a little bit sweet)

And though that for a dinner date it might be fun to go out and meet now

(Meet now go out and meet)

She said “Let’s go to Wong Chai’s, they’ve a special on all that you can eat now

(Eat now, all that you can eat)

And we’ll eat chow fun fun fun til the waiter takes the teapots away

(Takes the tea pot away)


Well, she started out with dumplings and rather giant pile of spring rolls

(Spring rolls pile of spring)

But it seems that she had much larger sites set for her gustatorial food goals

(Food goals much bigger goals)

Next thing I know more food is coming out to shove in our pie holes

And we ate chow fun fun fun till the waiter took the teapot away

(Takes the tea pot away)


Char siu char siu oooo

Red barbecued pork yeah red barbecued pork

Not good not good with chopsticks

Can I get a fork yeah can I get a fork


Well, by now I’ve eaten so much my stomach sides ache now

(Ache now stomach sides ache)

But she keep piling it in; not sure how much more of this I can take now

(Take now, how much more can I take)

She downed so much West Lake soup it would actually fill up the West Lake now

(Lake now fill the West Lake)

And she keep eating chow fun fun fun ‘til the waiter takes the teapot away


Well she finally did finish by this point I was feeling quite numb then

(Numb then feeling quite numb)

And a lot of me regretted that we ever had come then

(Come them ever had come)

The she said “Let come back next week they say they will have bottomless dim sum then!”

“And well eat more chow fun fun fun till the waiter takes the teapot away”

Haha! That's funny, reminds me of stories my FIL tells of my husbands mom when they were dating. She was always skinny as a rail and could out eat any guy.

 

[ninnymary]

 

[flowerbug]

Haha! That's funny, reminds me of stories my FIL tells of my husbands mom when they were dating. She was always skinny as a rail and could out eat any guy.

curious if she's still skinny?