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I ran into the new neighbors today. We exchanged phone numbers and insurance information.
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
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A wife walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
''What are you doing?" she asked.
'''Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?' she asked.
"Yep; three males and two females" he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, 'How can you tell them apart?'"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, and two were on the phone".
''What are you doing?" she asked.
'''Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?' she asked.
"Yep; three males and two females" he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, 'How can you tell them apart?'"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, and two were on the phone".
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Safety message
Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing. Dancing leads to slipping. Slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember, don't sing.
Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing. Dancing leads to slipping. Slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember, don't sing.
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Maybe I should run that one past Dad, @Carol Dee .
Other than physical limitations, I'm not sure how much difference I see in him from about 20 years ago -- when he was a youthful 80. I'm not sure that he is quite as "mature" as he was at 60
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Whether he is or not: Dad still chuckles at his foibles ...
Steve
Other than physical limitations, I'm not sure how much difference I see in him from about 20 years ago -- when he was a youthful 80. I'm not sure that he is quite as "mature" as he was at 60
.Whether he is or not: Dad still chuckles at his foibles ...
Steve
Carol Dee
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Good for him Steve.Maybe I should run that one past Dad, @Carol Dee .
Other than physical limitations, I'm not sure how much difference I see in him from about 20 years ago -- when he was a youthful 80. I'm not sure that he is quite as "mature" as he was at 60
Whether he is or not: Dad still chuckles at his foibles ...
Steve
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