Ridgerunner
Garden Master
- Joined
- Mar 20, 2009
- Messages
- 8,229
- Reaction score
- 10,064
- Points
- 397
- Location
- Southeast Louisiana Zone 9A
Bartender - Care for another beer gentlemen?
Customers - No thanks I think we've had our limit. But what if we buy you one?
Bartender - Thanks Guys but I haven't had a drink in 25 years.
Customers - So you must have quit pretty young.
Bartender - Yeah, One night in college a really embarrassing incident made me realize I had a problem with drinking and had to stop.
Customers - Good for you! if you don't mind telling, what happened that made you quit?
Bartender - My fraternity brothers staged and intervention.
Customers - No thanks I think we've had our limit. But what if we buy you one?
Bartender - Thanks Guys but I haven't had a drink in 25 years.
Customers - So you must have quit pretty young.
Bartender - Yeah, One night in college a really embarrassing incident made me realize I had a problem with drinking and had to stop.
Customers - Good for you! if you don't mind telling, what happened that made you quit?
Bartender - My fraternity brothers staged and intervention.