Garden humor thread..

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Ridgerunner]

Eat it quickly, it's close to its expiration date!

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[flowerbug]

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how close to the eye spy?

 

[thistlebloom]

So that's why they made those state boundaries like that!

 

[Pulsegleaner]

To celebrate the start of spring (and hence, the start of hayfever season.)

 

[Ridgerunner]

The speed limit on the highway running through one small town was changed from 40 to 35 mph.

One afternoon, the town mayor was stopped in the coffee shop by a police officer. "Can I speak to you a moment?" he said.

'''Sure," the mayor replied. 'What can I help you with?" ''We're advising people that the speed limit has been lowered on the highway through town, and we'd appreciate your cooperation." ''No problem," said the mayor. 'Do you want me to bring this up at the next council meeting?' '''No, replied the police officer. 'We want you to slow down.''

 

[thejenx]

My farm name is: Prairie Chicken Gardens

 

[thistlebloom]

Mine is Triple Fat Cow Acres (brussels sprouts and potatoes are tied for my favorite vegetables, hence the two first names)....