Garden humor thread..

[Ridgerunner]

Carpet Salesman - We call this color "Marinara". It goes good with spaghetti sauce, strawberry jam, and red wine.

Mother - We spill all of those.

 

[digitS']

 

[thistlebloom]

That's hilarious!

We had a heeler that would escape and bring home cat food dishes - full of food!
He carried them very carefully. Somewhere in that neighborhood I owed somebody a large bag of cat food and several dishes.

 

[thejenx]

 

[flowerbug]

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creative! a bit early for Halloween but it would be fun to bring to a family reunion picnic...

 

[Ridgerunner]

There you go little plant. I've given you water, plant food, and lots of tender loving care. All I ask in return is that you grow big and healthy an provide me with lots of beautiful blossoms. Or else I'll pull you out by the roots and toss you in the trash.

I like to motivate my plants.

 

[Pulsegleaner]

There you go little plant. I've given you water, plant food, and lots of tender loving care. All I ask in return is that you grow big and healthy an provide me with lots of beautiful blossoms. Or else I'll pull you out by the roots and toss you in the trash.

I like to motivate my plants.

 

[CarolPNW]

 

[CarolPNW]

 

[CarolPNW]