Garden humor thread..

[Dirtmechanic]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[flowerbug]

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we know that deer! should have some white paint on the front quarter where he body checked our car last time.

Mom has been saying there are deer crossing near a particular area quite often when she's driving. i keep saying "slow down"... it is that time of the year when the hunters are out in the woods and stirring things up but also that time when the bucks start getting crazy.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Did you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and be glad you're alive? I just did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Wife - Did you have any luck fixing that leaky faucet.

Husband - Yeah, it went pretty well.

Wife - Really??? You fixed it???

Husband - No, it still leaks. But I didn't make it any worse. For me that's a win.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[flowerbug]

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you can't find the plain big ones any more that i've seen.

 

[thistlebloom]

you can't find the plain big ones any more that i've seen.

We have them here where I shop.

 

[thejenx]

 

[seedcorn]

Wife - Did you have any luck fixing that leaky faucet.

Husband - Yeah, it went pretty well.

Wife - Really??? You fixed it???

Husband - No, it still leaks. But I didn't make it any worse. For me that's a win.

Unfortunately I can relate. Wife said the new washing machine leaked that I INSTALLED. Turns out a elbow from sink leaked. After messing with it, I had to cut the pipes out. Now I have to go get more parts...