Garden humor thread..

[Ridgerunner]

My wife asked me to get a chapstick out of her purse but I gave her a glue stick by mistake. She still isn't talking to me.

 

[Ridgerunner]

I've decided to buy myself one gift for Christmas (it's called 'self-indulgence'). I've got it narrowed down to four choices: a Bowflex station, a Peloton bike, a Nautilus treadmill, or a new couch.

I'm looking through fabric choices now.

 

[seedcorn]

@Ridgerunner Actually sounds like the best of choices given. I can see a person relaxing while watching sports on your choice. The other sounds like work-over weight, grey haired, sweaty old man does not sound like a good look.....

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[ninnymary]

 

[Gardening with Rabbits]

 

[Dirtmechanic]

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Subtle and appropriately brutal

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[valley ranch]

Cough, rough, though and though don't rhyme But Pony and Bologna do ~ why ```

 

[valley ranch]

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Fermeture eclair in French = Zipper ~ write these things down ~ I'm going to ask questions later ```