Garden humor thread..

[Ridgerunner]

My wife told me "You may be a dim bulb but you are the light of my life"

 

[Dirtmechanic]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Zeedman]

TGI... ... ...?

 

[Dirtmechanic]

 

[flowerbug]

Commercials in 2030 will be like: 'Were you or someone you know overly exposed to hand sanitizer, Lysol or bleach during the 2020 coronavirus pandemic? If so, you may be eligible for compensation!

i'd put a haha on this, but i think you're actually closer to reality than humor with that one...

 

[flowerbug]

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thus starting the feed 'em to shut 'em up... which works into the terrible teens... j/k not all kids are annoying. i love them when they're sleeping.

 

[flowerbug]

TGI... ... ...?

breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...

one day at a time, until planting or projects can be done. still too cold at night here for most things i want to plant. give it another week and see what the forecast is like.

breathe in, breathe out, ...

 

[Ridgerunner]

This social distancing is nothing new in our society. Years ago, I asked a very beautiful young girl for a date, and she was thrilled. She went home and told her mom that someone had asked her out for a date. Since we lived a small community and knew most in the area, her mom asked her daughter who was it.

When she told her mom it was me, her mom said, 'Definitely not - and don't even come within 10 feet of that boy. That was serious social distancing.

 

[flowerbug]

This social distancing is nothing new in our society. Years ago, I asked a very beautiful young girl for a date, and she was thrilled. She went home and told her mom that someone had asked her out for a date. Since we lived a small community and knew most in the area, her mom asked her daughter who was it.

When she told her mom it was me, her mom said, 'Definitely not - and don't even come within 10 feet of that boy. That was serious social distancing.

wrong side of the tracks?