Garden humor thread..
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Pulsegleaner
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Hey, it works in Bloom County.......
Carol Dee
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Carol Dee
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Greetings Carol ~ how Dee Do Dee ```
Carol Dee
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You're so Puny tonight @valley ranch 
Dirtmechanic
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I can relate to this.
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A few months back a gentleman in a doctor's waiting office was trying to flirt with a cute young receptionist and enjoying having an audience.
'I'm over 70. Tell me where I can find a pretty lady who might be interested in me?'
'Try the bookstore - under fiction,' she said,
'I'm over 70. Tell me where I can find a pretty lady who might be interested in me?'
'Try the bookstore - under fiction,' she said,
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Ridgerunner
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Man #1 - I hear you are not practicing social distancing. Can I borrow some money?
Man #2 - What does social distancing have to do with borrowing money?
Man #1 - I like borrowing money when there is a chance I won't have to pay it back.
(Stolen from Dilbert)
Man #2 - What does social distancing have to do with borrowing money?
Man #1 - I like borrowing money when there is a chance I won't have to pay it back.
(Stolen from Dilbert)
