Garden humor thread..

[Dirtmechanic]

If you think a sad person needs a pet, consider a penguin.

Penguin poop produces intense levels of laughing gas

There was enough emitted nitrous, in fact, that one researcher went “completely cuckoo.”

www.google.com

 

[Pulsegleaner]

Hey, it works in Bloom County.......

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[valley ranch]

Greetings Carol ~ how Dee Do Dee ```

 

[Carol Dee]

You're so Puny tonight @valley ranch

 

[Dirtmechanic]

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I can relate to this.

 

[Ridgerunner]

A few months back a gentleman in a doctor's waiting office was trying to flirt with a cute young receptionist and enjoying having an audience.

'I'm over 70. Tell me where I can find a pretty lady who might be interested in me?'

'Try the bookstore - under fiction,' she said,

 

[Dirtmechanic]

 

[Ridgerunner]

Man #1 - I hear you are not practicing social distancing. Can I borrow some money?

Man #2 - What does social distancing have to do with borrowing money?

Man #1 - I like borrowing money when there is a chance I won't have to pay it back.

(Stolen from Dilbert)