Garden humor thread..
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flowerbug
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do you ever think of why they call them blocks of cheese?
Dirtmechanic
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Speaking of Germans, I think everybody is fairly familiar with the famous communist Karl Marx.
I bet they do not know his sister invented the starter pistol. Her name was Onya.
I bet they do not know his sister invented the starter pistol. Her name was Onya.
Ridgerunner
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A local sheriff told this story. He had this conversation with a Wildlife and Fisheries agent after he shot a 12-foot long alligator found under a raised house.
Agent: ''Why did you kill the alligator?''
Sheriff: ''It was eating the homeowner's chickens.''
Agent: ''I don't see any chickens.''
Sheriff: ''I just told you. …''
Agent: ''Why did you kill the alligator?''
Sheriff: ''It was eating the homeowner's chickens.''
Agent: ''I don't see any chickens.''
Sheriff: ''I just told you. …''
Carol Dee
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Carol Dee
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Dirtmechanic
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In 18 days I will be 55. I have observed in that time that the ladies have quite a talent for dissecting the masculine mind into more useful components.
flowerbug
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Ridgerunner
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From the mouths of children
Crying is a waste of time if Mommy can't hear you.
The first name of most of daddy's friends is "Mister".
The favorite time for daddy to do something is "later".
Crying is a waste of time if Mommy can't hear you.
The first name of most of daddy's friends is "Mister".
The favorite time for daddy to do something is "later".
