Garden humor thread..
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PhilaGardener
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PhilaGardener
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That has a good ring to it!
Ridgerunner
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He - I'm taking the exact same medication as the people in this TV ad but somehow they all seem way more fit, vibrant, and attractive than me.
She - Maybe you should ask your doctor if getting your butt off the couch and watching less TV is right for you.
She - Maybe you should ask your doctor if getting your butt off the couch and watching less TV is right for you.
Marie2020
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Thats me with the door key, blaming the cat.
Zeedman
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It could be even worse - if they are locked in.
canesisters
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My brother in law once got locked in a minivan … of course.. he was pretty drunk at the time..It could be even worse - if they are locked in.
Marie2020
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What ever makes you feel good
Dirtmechanic
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I will see myself out now...
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I will see myself out now...
Pulsegleaner
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What's the difference between Italian blue cheese and greeting Medusa and her sisters in Spain?
One is Gorgonzola and the other is "Hola, Gorgons!"
One is Gorgonzola and the other is "Hola, Gorgons!"
