Garden humor thread..
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Ridgerunner
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#1 - Are you and optimist or a pessimist?
#2 - I'm an optimist who is constantly disappointed by what actually happens in the world.
#3 - So what does that make you?
#2 - A disappointimist.
#1 - Not sure that is a word.
#2 - I'm optimistic that will change.
#2 - I'm an optimist who is constantly disappointed by what actually happens in the world.
#3 - So what does that make you?
#2 - A disappointimist.
#1 - Not sure that is a word.
#2 - I'm optimistic that will change.
Dirtmechanic
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I finally got a chance to see that new theatrical production about puns.
I really enjoyed it. It was a play on words.
I really enjoyed it. It was a play on words.
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Ridgerunner
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Friend - Hey, Major, what's with all the money?
Major - I'm saving for the future
Friend - That's Great. Far too few people do that these days. What are your plans?
Major - Beer on Friday.
Friend - Not sure that counts
Major - Hey, Friday's in the future.
Guess who I was thinking of when I read this.
Major - I'm saving for the future
Friend - That's Great. Far too few people do that these days. What are your plans?
Major - Beer on Friday.
Friend - Not sure that counts
Major - Hey, Friday's in the future.
Guess who I was thinking of when I read this.
majorcatfish
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major- guess what?
friend- what?
major- have had not had a drop since july 13th that's why i have money !
friend - can i borrow some money to buy beer?
major - get a job!!!!!
