Garden humor thread..

[digitS']

How about this:



I don't remember seeing them used. But yes, they were still around when I was a kid. In fact, I was told that my grandfather used one behind his horse building roads.

Steve

 

[Marie2020]

Well its like this..View attachment 37036

Greedy, I hope you'll share

 

[Dirtmechanic]

Fossy the dog had a kardashian removed from her rear end, and is convalescing under the dreaded cone of restricted movement. We found Rango will keep her leash. Literally pulling her to a stop if she tries to go. Funniest thing I have seen in a while! The black kittie is Myrtle. Myrt may find Rango to be a superhero.or a magician. She is fascinated by his cat skills.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Grandpa (holding head) - Ooh! Ow!!

Grandson - Do you have a headache Grandpa?

Grandpa - Yup. The more I learn the bigger my brain gets and I've learned a lot. If I learn much more my head will pop open like a popcorn kernel.

Grandson - Oh no, Grandpa! What are you going to do?

Grandpa - I'll have to shrink my brain somehow.

Grandson - How can you do that?

Grandpa - Social media.

 

[Dirtmechanic]

Grandpa (holding head) - Ooh! Ow!!

Grandson - Do you have a headache Grandpa?

Grandpa - Yup. The more I learn the bigger my brain gets and I've learned a lot. If I learn much more my head will pop open like a popcorn kernel.

Grandson - Oh no, Grandpa! What are you going to do?

Grandpa - I'll have to shrink my brain somehow.

Grandson - How can you do that?

Grandpa - Social media.

Social media gave me this bit of upcoming Holiday Spirit!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents ;-)

 

[Zeedman]

Social media gave me this bit of upcoming Holiday Spirit!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents ;-)

Wherever did I put that 'groan' emoji...

 

[Dirtmechanic]

Wherever did I put that 'groan' emoji...

Puns are the black hole for my soul. An irresistible attraction. Sorry.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Dirtmechanic]

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Post of the year quite possibly!

 

[flowerbug]

if i'm feeling like i've got a bad day going it helps me a lot to go sit in the dirt and say hi to the worms. a long time ago i found out that helped so i started keeping worms in my room here and so in the middle of winter if i feel like i need some dirt and worm therapy there it is right there...