Garden humor thread..

[Dirtmechanic]

I told my wife I liked Beyonce'. She said "Whatever floats your boat". No baby, thats Buoyancy.

 

[flowerbug]

the one rule of putting away the hoses for the winter is that even if you blow all the water out of them at least once you will dump water out the end on your foot.

(soggy toes r us)

 

[Rammy]

Are you guys still

-ing

around?

You can lead a horse to water.........

 

[baymule]

Especially for @baymule and @thistlebloom
(too late, right!)

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THIS IS A WARNING
POTENTIAL DANGER OF HORSE HAIR ~ In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans: *reluctance to cook *reluctance to perform housework *reluctance to wear anything but boots *reluctance to work except in support of a horse *physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction) Beware! if you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end. This was a public service announcement ... Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.

*reluctance to wear anything but boots

My horses don't care about my footwear, but if I'm wearing nothing but boots, they prefer that I am carrying a feed bucket.

 

[Dirtmechanic]

I got the horse eye today when I busted my neighbors horse eating my knockouts and asked her what she thought she was doing.

 

[digitS']

@Dirtmechanic probably yelled,

"HEY, you!"

The horse answered, "Sure. But, until you bring me some, I'm eating these roses."

 

[Dirtmechanic]

@Dirtmechanic probably yelled,

"HEY, you!"

The horse answered, "Sure. But, until you bring me some, I'm eating these roses."

This is exactly right, and why you should always carry treats on your person even if it looks odd sometimes.

 

[thistlebloom]

*reluctance to wear anything but boots

My horses don't care about my footwear, but if I'm wearing nothing but boots, they prefer that I am carrying a feed bucket.

So do the neighbors ...

 

[Ridgerunner]

He - Looks like someone had a pretty good day at the mall.

She - Actually it was kind of disappointing. I expected to find a better selection of sale items so I just forced myself to buy everything at full price.

 

[majorcatfish]

if you want to make a meatloaf real quick, they have it all ready mixed up in the pet food isle..
funny place to put it.

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