Garden humor thread..

[Dirtmechanic]

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Snoopy Dogg



And now for some blue signs:

 

[Zeedman]

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Hard to tell for sure, but I think she's cringing. From a distance it's hard to tell the difference between a smile & a grimace.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Artichoke Lover]

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I feel this one. Our road is made up of nothing but pot hole patches. And they don’t patch it near often enough.

 

[Carol Dee]

No wonder is is so cold out, someone left the freezer open!

 

[Dirtmechanic]

 

[digitS']

Now don't get All in a Lather about this advice, @Dirtmechanic .

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Remember when "instructions for use" were first required by some government agency and there were folks falling down laughing at instructions to lather-rinse-repeat? Okay, sure - many of the owners of stock in these personal care products now were having the nanny use Johnson & Johnson Head to Toe™ back in those days.

Steve

 

[seedcorn]

Now don't get All in a Lather about this advice, @Dirtmechanic .

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Remember when "instructions for use" were first required by some government agency and there were folks falling down laughing at instructions to lather-rinse-repeat? Okay, sure - many of the owners of stock in these personal care products now were having the nanny use Johnson & Johnson Head to Toe™ back in those days.

Steve

Surprised no one has sued over the “repeat” as it doesn’t say when to stop. Can not ever underestimate the stupidity of people & lawyers willingness to sue anyone for $1.

 

[flowerbug]

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first read was "For extra bodies and volume". dial it up to eleven and get out the wood chipper. mince pies next week. taters. tasty my precious!

all kidding aside, i think i may have lost a few ounces this week from shovelling.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Last Sunday I asked my young granddaughter "Do you know what day tomorrow is?" She replied that it would be President's Day. Pretty good for one so young. I then asked what is President's Day. She said that's when the president comes out of the White House. If he sees his shadow we are in for another year of BS.

Good to know my son and his wife discuss politics in front of their kids.