flowerbug
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and spiders.
Garden humor thread..
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and spiders.
Finnie
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seedcorn
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So true!
Marie2020
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Keeps me safeand spiders. People are scared of chickens too
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Two friends run into one another after not seeing each other for a long time.
First guy: ''You should see my wife; she is beautiful.'' He then pulls out a picture and shows his friend.
Second guy: ''You should see my wife.''
First guy: ''Is she beautiful?''
Second guy: ''She's an optometrist.''
First guy: ''You should see my wife; she is beautiful.'' He then pulls out a picture and shows his friend.
Second guy: ''You should see my wife.''
First guy: ''Is she beautiful?''
Second guy: ''She's an optometrist.''
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A nurse told the doctor ''There's a man in the waiting room who thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?''
The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him today.''
The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him today.''
digitS'
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That's like the guy that comes in to talk to the psychiatrist and says, "Everyone just ignores me."
Psychiatrist says "Next."
That's like the guy that comes in to talk to the psychiatrist and says, "Everyone just ignores me."
Psychiatrist says "Next."
meadow
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The psychiatrist was acting like the fellow wasn't even there.
