Garden humor thread..
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Dahlia
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Funny! My daughter thought the words went like this in a song written by "Cake.".
"She traded her MG for a white Chrysler McBarron" instead of Lebaron! Lol! One too many meals at McDonald's!
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You are talking to the person who thought the chorus of Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Lodi" was "Oh Lord, I'm suckin' on old dry men." and one of the songs in Marat/Sade had "Marat, you light prostates."
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This strikes a familiar chord with me . Quite often, when I share recipes, the list of what goes in has to be accompanied by a list of where you can GET the stuff.
And then, there is my chai recipe.
Me: "Okay, now you need some red juniper berries."
Them: "Where can I get those?"
Me: "You can't."
Which is the sad truth, the one place I knew that carried them doesn't anymore. I only still have them because I managed to get a few leftover wholesale bags they had, and those won't last forever (or why I'm trying to sacrafice a few to try and GROW a few red juniper bushes for a supply.)
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Yes, I have all of those supply's in my pantry
Maybe I should add a little of my partridge from my pear tree just as an added ingredient 
flowerbug
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and two dozen tiny glass bowls...
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very mooving...
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There is a message in there
