Garden humor thread..
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majorcatfish
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Carol Dee
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OMG 
majorcatfish
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A midget from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch area, so he
went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget
dropped his pants.
The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him.
The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his
head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle,
he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement
that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to
see if his testicles still hurt.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, “Perfect Doc, and I
didn't feel a thing. What did you do?"
The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget
dropped his pants.
The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him.
The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his
head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle,
he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement
that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to
see if his testicles still hurt.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, “Perfect Doc, and I
didn't feel a thing. What did you do?"
The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
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Ah-hem!
so lucky
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You guys have no idea how badly I needed those two funnies today. I laughed so hard I nearly cried.....then I felt better.
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Ditto I know a new joke I will be telling tomorrow all day !!
Chickie'sMomaInNH
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it took a man 13 years of working with the hedges to get this!
all the pics and info on it are here http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/...e-transforming-a-hedge-into-a-massive-dragon/
what do you do you lots of mud....no, don't make mud pies. try doing this! btw, this was done using local dirt from TX.
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/10/a-new-large-scale-mud-mural-by-yusuke-asai-at-rice-gallery/
all the pics and info on it are here http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/...e-transforming-a-hedge-into-a-massive-dragon/
what do you do you lots of mud....no, don't make mud pies. try doing this! btw, this was done using local dirt from TX.
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/10/a-new-large-scale-mud-mural-by-yusuke-asai-at-rice-gallery/
journey11
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Wow, that mud mural is amazing! Has a Hindu vibe to it. I could look at it all day.
digitS'
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@Chickie'sMomaInNH , that website sure shows some colosally outrageous creations! Here is one of a garden-variety nature
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