Garden humor thread..
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Smart Red
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Hum, @thistlebloom, @journey11 and @seedcorn see it. I could type it out, but Chickenmomma's story is pretty much the same as I posted.
Love your icons, Cane. Wish I knew how to do them.
Love your icons, Cane. Wish I knew how to do them.
canesisters
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It's just me. :-(
The trade off for having cool icons... "It's a gift, and a curse."
The trade off for having cool icons... "It's a gift, and a curse."
majorcatfish
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the dw went out to pick corn last wednesday as i was pulling down the driveway this afternoon she was just getting out...was told to scale back a to about 250 plants next year.. 
photo from the store were i am working at for a bit more......
photo from the store were i am working at for a bit more......
majorcatfish
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the dw sent this to me.......
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So, ...what's the big deal Major, this was breaking news to you?
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I just sprayed screw driver all over screen reading this !!! i want to shoot tiny puffs of glitter !!!!!
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I would rather share your screwdriver, Nyboy, than clean up "tiny puffs of glitter".
Glitter! The school custodians' curse is glitter. When they finally give in to the need for sleep it is in fear of glittery nightmares disrupting their rest.
Yup that is a cute cartoon and totally appropriate for our (Garden) HUMOR THREAD, but here in south-est, central-est Wisconsin, truth in advertising would require alterations in the original premiss as well as an investigation into the validity of the claims that followed.
Glitter! The school custodians' curse is glitter. When they finally give in to the need for sleep it is in fear of glittery nightmares disrupting their rest.
Yup that is a cute cartoon and totally appropriate for our (Garden) HUMOR THREAD, but here in south-est, central-est Wisconsin, truth in advertising would require alterations in the original premiss as well as an investigation into the validity of the claims that followed.
Carol Dee
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So true....
Sam BigDeer
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Airplane Food - True Story
Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew nervously made the following painful announcement..:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up one minute prior to takeoff, by our airport catering service... I don't know how this has
Happened but we have 103 passengers on board and, unfortunately, only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."
When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued.. , "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the
Duration of our 5 hour flight."
Her next announcement came 90 minutes later... "If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available."
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Love to all, Sam....
Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew nervously made the following painful announcement..:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up one minute prior to takeoff, by our airport catering service... I don't know how this has
Happened but we have 103 passengers on board and, unfortunately, only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."
When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued.. , "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the
Duration of our 5 hour flight."
Her next announcement came 90 minutes later... "If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available."
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Love to all, Sam....
