Garden humor thread..

Carol Dee

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In truth, I'd look a lot worse than that rooster if I were in your position, @baymule. I have my own land issues going on, but they are a drop in the bucket next to yours.

At least I have some control of my issue. You have to bend and bow to every idiot who draws a government paycheck and have no control other than to bend more and bow lower or give up all the time, money and dream of land already invested.
 

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True story

In Taco Bell, young dad comes in with 3 year old daughter. She starts screaming she wants root beer. Dad says, OK, orders food. Gets the cup, fills hers up with root beer. Her next sentence, Why do I get root beer?

She will drive some man crazy some day.
 

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:lol:

I thought the dog was funniest! We've got similar taste ...

I've done what that horse did - tweren't funny.

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In truth, I'd look a lot worse than that rooster if I were in your position, @baymule. I have my own land issues going on, but they are a drop in the bucket next to yours.

At least I have some control of my issue. You have to bend and bow to every idiot who draws a government paycheck and have no control other than to bend more and bow lower or give up all the time, money and dream of land already invested.

Years ago, my best friend got a tattoo; a sprig of mistletoe, on her bottom. Whenever she is in a position like yours, she just puts her hand on her hip and thinks about that tattoo ;)
 
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