Garden humor thread..

Sam BigDeer

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An old one you may have seen..
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You need to be careful and only drink what YOU order...

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink
and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says,
menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," I said.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen
and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
I found my wife with another man . . .
and then my dog bit me."
"So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
I buy a drink,
I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;
and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!........
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Love to all, Sam.....
 

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An old one you may have seen..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You need to be careful and only drink what YOU order...

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink
and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says,
menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," I said.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen
and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
I found my wife with another man . . .
and then my dog bit me."
"So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
I buy a drink,
I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;
and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!........
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Love to all, Sam.....
Good one!
 
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